It's VENUS' REZZDAY !!!

To a true Lady who rules with firm but fair hand

and created for us a new promised land

A place of beauty, taste and class

In roman Style, with verdant grass

Where boys are honoured to be enrolled

and by Gracious Misses be controlled

So on this day, we have extra thanksgiving

for Five years of her Second Living

and though I've known her only three

throughout this time , I've come to see

Her Warmth and Wit and compassion great

have more than one time set this boy straight

Bereft of friendship with Miss Kika

My Second life would be much bleaker

Our morning chats as she jump-starts with Coffee

I wouldn't want to miss for toffee

And though I'd rather boot up on Tea

It's the perfect morning start for me.

So Miss Kika I just wanted to say

I wish you all the best on your rezzday

(I wish you the same every other day too

but today it's extra-specially due!)

From me and all your Strict Venus Friends

HAPPY REZZDAY !! - I hope your reign Never Ends

(PS

I hope you're impresed that in a poem about Venus

I never commited a crime so Heinous

As to make a rhyme that uses 'Penis' **DAMMIT!)